When TSD departed for Pennsylvania, there was suggestion that he might come back to visit for the holidays. As said holidays are approaching, nothing has been mentioned about his return. I figured it would be prudent to pick up the phone and call him and see how he’s doing. The last time we had a sit down, it came to light that he felt he was the subject of breedal profiling, so there’s no telling what would happen next…
I-66: TSD?
TSD: I-66!
I-66: How’s your new home?
TSD: Not bad. I hadn’t been back since I was shot at and nothing’s really happened since. I’ve been through a lot, yanno. Running from bullets, having my tail broken twice, moving all over the place, whipping that bulldog’s ass… How’s Chick Magnet? Still peeing on herself?
I-66: No, she’s kicked the excitable urination, but I always worry when she comes and plops down at my feet and rolls over on her back that she’s going to pee.
TSD: That bitch. I alw –
I-66 [interrupting]: Did you just call her a… Oh.
TSD: I always worried that her pee was going to get blamed on me. Especially when I didn’t see it and walked through it. My paw tracks walking away from the crime scene… on CSI they’d have me arrested.
I-66: I don’t think anyone’s going to arrest you for peeing on the floor.
TSD: Suspicion of peeing on the floor. I don’t do that.
I-66: Anymore.
TSD: Whatever. So how’s the family? Do they miss me?
I-66: Of course. Chick Magnet’s not much of a guard dog, you know. She’d just as soon lick and play with a burglar than bark at and attack.
TSD: You think I’d attack someone?
I-66: TSD. The bulldog.
TSD: Whatever, he started it. He called my mother a bitch!
I-66: Well she is…
TSD: Oh. Yeah.
I-66: Anyway, I’m calling to wish you a Merry Christmas and all. I hope you get some rawhide in your stocking.
TSD: Better than a thermometer in my ass. Did you know that’s how they take my temperature at the vet?!
I-66: Uhhh… What does that have to do with…
TSD [interrupting]: I gotta go. Human’s home. I’m gonna take him for a walk.
I-66: You mean he’s gonna take you for… Ahh, forget it.
TSD: Later, I-66. Merry Christmas.
I-66: Merry Christmas.
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