Anytime this guy calls before 10am, you know something is up because it means 1) he’s actually up before 10am, and 2) it’s important enough to call.
Deep Cover: I put you down as a security contact for a job I’m interviewing for.
I-66: What do I have to do?
Deep Cover: Just confirm that I lived back home. I had to give them all the places that I lived over the past years and list a person to contact for each one. I just need your address where you’re living now.
I-66: [gives address]
(pause while Deep Cover is writing)
I-66: …am I going to have to lie?
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Whenever anyone calls me before 10 am, I answer the phone and sa “Someone better be dead”. One day, this will be the case and I will feel like a huge ass.
You’ll either be an ass or a prophet.
Can’t it be both?
Jay was a “prophet” in Dogma, and he’s definitely an ass. So yeah, I guess so.
What’s Dogma?
(I ask these questions just to drive I-66 apeshit.)
If you’re a good friend, you’re going to have to lie.
Matt is right, because a true friend knows every reason why someone should not hire that person.
I had to do a security clearance interview for my ex-husband a while back. All they seemed to want to know was whether he did drugs or slapped me around.
And, no, he didn’t, and, yes, I was nice. But for a moment I contemplated some pretty evil actions.