Dear Dude Pumping Iron to Dave Matthews Band,
Really?
Befuddled,
I-66
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Dear The Aunt,
Sorry.
More or less sincere,
I-66
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Dear Puppy’s nuts,
So long.
To the vet soon with ya,
I-66
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Dear Sarah Palin,
Go away.
No, really,
I-66
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Dear CNN,
Yawn,
I-66
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Oh Dave Matthews.
Crash Into Me will always have a special place in my heart. It was on the sexin’ mix of every college boy in the late 90s, early 00s. Luckily, I knew enough to laugh when it came on…and leave.
I’m glad you had your wits about you. Between that and Satellite, there should’ve been some serious blue ballin’ going on.
Someone emailed me that work spouse article.
I had a long-term WS who recently got a new job. I’m still mourning the loss.
I had one at my last job. Of course neither of us work there anymore, and are now separated by about a 3 hour drive.
Granted it probably shouldn’t have made CNN news, but that article was kind of interesting.
Dave Matthews, however, should be shot.
Next they’ll be talking about blog spouses.
Dear I-66,
This constitutes a blog post? Really?
You are lame.
Yours in lameness,
E
Dear E,
Since Halloween, I’ve posted 5 times. You’ve posted once.
YOU are lame.
Suck it kindly,
I-66
Dear I-66,
Some of us get ass on a regular basis, which keeps us from posting regularly.
Suck it nastily,
E
You get ass when you’re not holding out.
As opposed to you getting ass…never?
Don’t even go there, hussy. Just because we’re in a new month doesn’t mean it’s been an eternity.
Pwned.
Translation: I ♥ I-66
Blog Spouses? That might get kinda weird, seeing as Lem is obviously mine. Hey, Lem! We’re e-lesbians!
Are same-sex marriages permitted in Blogifornia?
LiLu, stop staring in my window.
Kidding. I need you. SO BAD.
Just tell her to get in the kitchen and make you dinner.
But I’m John Cusack!
In your eyes-
the light- the heat-
Your eyes-
I am complete…